What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

What is world history that not many people know about?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…